i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

bl-ossomed:

ok

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

fuckyeahpooping:

What do people even talk about on dates

taylorschillinglove:

Taylor Schilling for Boston Common Magazine. 

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

catching fire meme → [1/5] quotes
"You could live a hundred lifetimes, and never deserve that boy."

SPOONING

volatilequeer:

mydrunkkitchen:

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

Little Spoon:

  • too hot/can’t wiggle
  • someone’s drool on neck
  • holding in farts

Big Spoon:

  • fart all ya want
  • perfect temperature
  • get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

booagulates:

friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself

just remember that

britneysbaldhead:

oomshi:

the lizzie mcguire movie changed me

it changed all of us

image

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad


Is this Coachella?